If I was...........(Part 3)

By Koshai, Posted 15 Nov 2010

Yet again I am here for more imaginative stuffs. For the newer users, this is about what I am going to do if I ever was one of the gaming characters (only males because I am male duh!!!). So let’s start with no further delay.

 

1. Monkey (Enslaved)

 

 

Initially I would think of plans of escape from this stupid slavery and then try to slap Trip straight on her face as a lesson not to mess with me. Or on the other hand if things go really well (or if somehow I accidently fall for her) then being her sl……………………………………….(I should stop, really I should!!!! Damn!!)

 

2. Radd Spencer (Bionic Commando)

 

 

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Tarzan is here!!!! No Jane??? Dammit!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Hey Master D, I am going to kill you for killing Jane (sorry it’s Haley)!!! I am coming for you!!!

 

3. Bill Rizer (Contra)

 

 

What is that thing? I shoot that flying object. I get that S thing!!! OMG!!! I got a spread gun!!! I feel the power!! Let’s destroy everything in my path!! I am onto World Domination!! Are you with me Angry Cat?

 

4. Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy 7)

 

 

Wow!!! What a long sword I have. That solves my problem of cutting and breaking those beef and chicken bones during cooking.

 

5. Tidus (Final Fantasy X)

 

 

If I ever meet Kanye West, I will say to him straight to his face, “Kanye, I’m really happy for you. I’ll let you finish, but Yuna had one of the best performances of all time!

 

6. Spiderman (Spiderman series)

 

 

Oh well!! Since I can’t take laws in my hand or else I will be referred as vigilante so I can put my web shooting skills to better use. Let me take a boat ride and catch fishes with my web and sell to the market. Easy money!!

 

7. Chris Redfield (Resident Evil series)

 

 

Jill Valentine is hot!! I should take her to a date every single day. I don’t mind spending bucks for her. At the same time I should be hopeful that she doesn’t rip my pockets off.

 

8. Raiden (Mortal Kombat series)

 

 

Imagine what you can do with Raiden’s lightning powers. Oh I will build huge capacitors and store huge amount of my lightning power and build a mobile power-station and sell this energy to the general public. It’s a top-notch business.

 

9. Kane (Command and Conquer Series)

 

 

I will conquer the whole world. That’s my motto!!!!!

 

So here you go. Until next time I take a break for the time being.

 

Note: As I said in my earlier blog, if you have specific blog request, please feel free to PM me! When I take the request and post the blog I will give the title in the form Username Request: Blog title. Btw it should be independent from my ongoing series of blogs.

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  • lol @ Raiden, Chris & Spidey


    Posted Nov 15, 2010

  • I'd never waste my time fishing if I were the Spiderman


    Posted Nov 15, 2010

  • Yes... Kane. Conquer the world, the past, and the future.



     



    Also, for Cloud, you should have said "Whoa, I have a giant sword. Maybe I should stop being so emo and kill everybody who wronged me in the past."


    Posted Nov 15, 2010

  • if I were raiden, I won't have to worry with the blackout when I play my game..

    Posted Nov 16, 2010

  • Awesome blog mate. I love this series of yours.



    @samael63 : LOL you're so damn right


    Posted Nov 16, 2010

  • If you assume the persona of any of these, please skip "Cloud Strife".He reminds me too much of rock legend David Bowie, and would shatter the mental image I have of you!


    Posted Nov 17, 2010

  • I think being spiderman would be the most coolest of all . Swinging around the city will be really cool


    Posted Nov 17, 2010

  • im sorry but catch fish if you were spider-man? really? really? come on.. that is all.


    Posted Nov 22, 2010

  • If you are Tidus, you'll be a whiny SoB... :D


    Posted Nov 23, 2010

  • Dude your cloud with a huge sword you can atleast be like the ultimate wood cutter XD


    Posted Dec 05, 2010

  • ive always thought of how i would do things as playing a game.


    Posted Jan 21, 2011

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