Pokémon GO Parody Declares

Pokémon GO is going down even harder.

By Daavpuke, Posted 07 Aug 2016

In the spirit of using any and all applications for pornographic reasons as fast as possible, Pokémon GO can add one more accolade to its massive claims. After people were already using Pokémon GO to make adult content of their own, similar content publisher, Brazzers, have come up with one of their many porn parodies for the popular application, aptly called Pornstar GO Adult Parody. That’s a rule that’s bound to be relatable.

What’s better is that there’s even a story for having adult film stars dress up in cosplay and do depraved things through the lens of a phone camera. The plot says that pornstars have gone missing from their Brazzers scenes and it’s impossible to have conent without some girls, front and center, getting plowed. It’s up to protagonist Jordi El Niño Polla to take on the role of a Pokémon trainer of sorts and find these actresses in the real world, by engaging their phone. We can’t show it here, but rest assured that things get weirder than actual, real-life Pokémon GO. Actresses involved include Patty Michova as Vaporeon, Ella Hughes as Charizard and Alexa Tomas as Pikachu.

Lately, this industry has been extremely swift in its ploy to catch up with recent trends. Not too long ago, a porn parody for Overwatch was announced, which will go well with the masses of fan art depicting those characters in adult encounters already. Brazzers also announced a movie based on the new Ghostbusters release, a take on Street Fighter, as well as a Suicide Squad endeavor, which stars the actress of them all, Riley Reid, as Harley Quinn.

With No Man’s Sky coming up as a hugely anticipated title, we can only imagine what kind of parody Brazzers has in store for that. Infinitely generated pornstars, maybe? There probably wouldn’t be much speculation as to “what to do in the game” in that version.

Daav Valentaten, NoobFeed (@Daavpuke)

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General Information

Platform(s): Mobile
Publisher(s): Nintendo
Developer(s): Niantic, Nintendo
Genres: Adventure
Themes: Fantasy
Release Date: 2016-07-06

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