Ok, so sometimes we’re a tad bit later on the news than some (not all). For one, screw you; we have a Youtube account and if you subscribed and loved us there already, we wouldn’t be in this mess. Secondly, we all know that I’m lazy and the only reason I do this is because every article makes my genitalia look bigger. Hey, speaking of genitalia; the new Saints Row The Third trailers are up!
As we all know, this particular sandbox game from THQ doesn’t skimp on the humor and since we’re sorry to have only informed you of it with their second trailer, I’ve gone ahead and uploaded the first as well. A picture is worth a thousand words about sex toys, so just watch the damned thing and have some immature laughs.
There's a part 2, don't forget. Sorry about the simulated facehumping too.
More on the THQ front, the superstar reveal for WWE 12 has been announced and ladies and some gents alike can start salivating. None other than wrestling legend and UFC heavyweight champion, Brock Lesnar, has been added to the roster. The man looks more like a personal killing field than a human, so this is about to get painful. Oh, did you know that THQ also published the excellent Space Marine title; one of our highest rated games ever? I did, because I love it to tears and so should you.
Seriously though, I digitally slave every day to get more moving pictures with explosions and gratuitous nudity up for you to gawk at and do other inappropriate things. Follow us anywhere you like to stay updated. As such, we have new trailers about Warner Bros’ new Lord of The Rings and Harry Potter and a new War of The Worlds as well, to round off the movie-heavy trailers. But we also have the newest Nintendo commercial for Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 2 and The Legend Of Zelda: Four Swords Anniversary Edition, with the adorable Robin and Zelda Williams.
Also, Sega has trailers for Binary Domain and Sonic Generations, which passes to the modern era. The latter comes with the confirmation that Sonic will be blasting all over the PC. Keep it rated teen you guys, I can’t possibly cram more news in here.
Don't forget Binary Domain. It's good.
Daav Valentaten, NoobFeed. (@Daavpuke)
That Robin William video owns.